Obama begins to slow the oceans and heal the planet.

Politics: Black Jesus is going to heal the planet and you mothers better be on board!

He vowed that despite the difficulties ahead: "I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless. "This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth."

You thought John Edwards promising to make handicapped people walk was ridiculous. Black Jesus topped that by a mile but the difference is he has people who actually believes his nonsense.